Backstreet Boys Aaron Carter slips and falls just like his band’s record sales.

Supermodel Kate Moss arrived at the London home of a friend — at 3:30 AM — in this tacky looking prom dress, surely coming back from a tasteless encounter with some washed up rocker.

Poor Jessica is caught here in a moment of vulnerability as she struggles to stay off the ground. “Now, if I can only remember how to walk. Left foot first, then right, then right again … oh no!!!”

I’m shocked she never got elected as governor of California.

This footage doesn’t reveal if the smug sense of self-satisfaction dissapeared from Bono’s face…even if just for a second.